Message To USA from Queen Elizabeth

A good Saturday to you all!

This is totally delight-ful! And got me giggling in lots of places...

It will be especially appreciated by anyone with the tiniest bit of exposure/identification with the British culture. Well, in fact, that means all of the English-speaking countries of the world, right? Most of whom were ex British colonies at some time or another. Including us here in SA, with English (as in British) being our main spoken language. In addition to there being a continued identification and obsession by Europeans here with all things British.

Not only will English-speaking countries and readers identify with this but other ex British colonies such as India, Kenya, Hong Kong, Pakistan, Malaysia and Zimbabwe and Singapore.


P.S. And for anyone not understanding what 'irony' means...look it up. It's used in British humour constantly.

En-joy
Shellee-Kim

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"Your 'Independance' priviledges have been revoked"
July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
Queen Elizabeth I

This just in: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty QueenElizabeth II:

In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.'Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). (I love that one)

Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.' ' (I love that one too)

3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.)

8.You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. New Zealand beer is also acceptable, as New Zealand is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

11. You will cease playing American football. There are only two kinds of proper football; one you call soccer, and rugby (dominated by the New Zealanders). Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the Australians (World dominators) first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen! By: Diana Christova hahaha Funny! It would be much more civilized though, don't you agree? hope you enjoyed this little joke - just had to share it!

Michelle
MichelleDevlin is based in Innisfil, Ontario, Canada, and is an Anchor for Allvoices.

Choices And Getting Real With The Self by Nada

A warm Hello to you All!

Please read what Nada had to say here in context - given that this is two months old already. I guess since then more of us got more 'real' with ourselves.

Love Of The One Heart
Shellee-Kim

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Choices And Getting Real With The Self

by

NADA

through

Shellee-Kim




Beloved Ones

We wish to bring forth some information for your perusal this night. It has come to our attention that many of those who’s missions it was to stand up and be counted are shying away from their work.
This is not in accordance with your contracted agreements. And it is imperative that you ones find the courage within to face your respective Dark Night Of The Soul in order that you can reclaim yourselves.

Ask yourselves where your complacency has taken you. Is it where you would have liked? Is it taking you to the next step of evolution and service? Or is IT leading you down the garden path, rather than you directing IT?

When the calling occurs, we expect those of you who are ready to jump to attention. However, there are many more that are required to be at the ready. With the extra time given you, we hoped you would put this to good use, using it as further preparation time.
However, it appears as if many more of you have instead become lackaidaisical and more bogged down by your daily trials. We wished and hoped that this would be different.

Further, we ask as many of you as possible to now make that internal commitment to your contracts by ACTING upon them. A commitment to serve means you are required to serve through ACT-ION. This is how you solidify and anchor in such a promise. Doing this then allows the next natural step to unfold, allowing for further choices along that path.

Understanding the dynamics of choice is mightily important here. To choose is not merely to say something is so. Or to intellectually choose it alone. It is to embrace with your entire being that which you have decided is your choice. And if there are obstacles in your pathway to embracing this, then it is to get to grips with these obstacles, removing them one at a time (if needs be) from your pathway.

To move fully into the wholeness of yourselves requires this anyway. So it is merely a question of doing this now or later. Of course we would suggest there is no time like the present moment.

There is much work to be done at many levels and all hands are needed on deck, as it were. We have relied upon you Ones (the sincere Lightseekers) to hold the fort. Now it is time to go forth from the fort into the field, to help those flailing about and in real need. You have spent, many of you, years in preparing for what is to come. And now is the time when your preparation should pay off. And we would like to see the success of each and every one of you.

That, we think, is all for tonight. Although there is much more to say on this important topic. For choice, is that which consciously and unconsciously, guides your every next move. As you journey ever onwards and upwards.

With great love

Nada

Monjoronson - The Final 'Leg'

27 September 2013


through Shellee-Kim


I AM Monjoronson come forth this day. Would you be so kind as to take a message?


SK: I surely will.

Shall we proceed?
Let’s recap on current affairs. All is in place now for the first of a series of events to be triggered off. Be under no illusion that the effects of all of these will adequately serve the purpose they are meant to. And that is to mobilize the sleeping (until now) populace on your earth plane.

The various events are designed to each have differing effects on the human psyche. But as you know by now, all ultimately serve the same purpose of awakening through shock, discomfort and denial/disbelief, in the main. Not our first choice, but the only choice left and the one your people on earth have chosen as a collective.

It has been a long time building and in arriving on your plane. And you have already been made aware (SK: In Leonette’s piece by CM) of the necessary steps that had to be put in place in support of the upcoming series of events now to be made manifest.

You are all feeling the pressure now, are you not? Both the people of earth and the Earth Mother must have release from this buildup. And the people are to first know the ‘removal’ of the old world and all that came with it. Each must be given the opportunity to understand the workings and mechanisms that drive their countries and cultures. And thus themselves. And all will become quite transparent in this regard.

It is high time that in these final moments on your plane and as the dramatic last ones are played out that people understand what their lives have been about and why. And, of course, who’s really been running the show from behind the scenes.

This allows and creates a precedent for what comes next and post the 3DD event. And the greater shall be the readiness of the ones returning also.
This is the briefest of moments and the lull before the mighty storms of your time. And one that brings with it the greatest opportunities for growth and learning.

[…cont 28 September 2013]

For those who have controlled the planet, their learning period is officially over. And those who continue on of this group will be doing so in far harsher conditions. It is what they have called for.

As with you on earth, you are also now in the throes of receiving what it is YOU (collectively) have called to you. It will not go on too long, this period. But will provide enough experience time-wise that many will have their greatest awakening yet. We anticipate some ‘miracles’, as a result. And positive changes and shifts within could come from people you least expect it from.

Of all the choices that were open to you and us, we see this one as having the most potential for change and growth, without too many of the circumstances that would detract and distract the masses from the embracing and learning of such.

Those of you ‘in the know’ are to have your work cut out for you. See this as a good test run for the post-3DD teaching days.

You have carried out such great works on behalf of us and with us. As well as for your fellow brethren and your exhausted Mother Earth. And some of you wonder how it is you find YOURSELVES still standing due to your own weariness.

This is the last and final leg in view. And as you have just heard from Mother Mary, we are all waiting at the finish line for you, ready to present your laurel wreaths, provide sustenance and pamper you all fully.

The end is in sight.

That will be all.

I AM Monjoronson